@niallofficial: I got all the lads Christmas presents except for zayn, I don’t know what to get him.@zaynmalik: you don’t need to get me anything. Being with you is enough.
The idea of being strong for someone else having never entered their heads, I find myself in the position of having to console them. Since I’m the person going in to be slaughtered, this is somewhat annoying.
I LOVE ONE DIRECTION SO MUCH LIKE LITERALLY THEY MAKE ME SO HAPPY ITS SO ANNOYING WHEN PEOPLE MAKE FUN OF ME FOR IT OR MAKE FUN OF ME FOR GETTING EXCITED WHEN THEY COME ON TV DONT MAKE FUN OF ME FOR SOMETHING THAT BRINGS LEGITIMATE JOY TO MY LIFE THERES NO SUPERIOR SOURCE OF JOY OKAY AND I FUCKIN LOVE ONE DIRECTION SO MUCH EVEN THO THEY PISS ME OFF 85% OF THE TIME I LOVE THEM
do you ever just finish a book and sit there for a while like what the fuck did this author just do to me
(as I’m more than sure it ill be added to this extremely accurate list)
imagine being a newborn baby. u could fuck with people so hard. like someone goes “oh, how old are you?” you go “55”. they get confused as fuck. “wtf? u dont look close to 55”. at this point u have the upper hand. you smirk, and say “55…minutes”. everyone gets a good laugh. imagine